Name: Satinsheets

Nickname: Satin

Planet: Honalee

How long i've been in Fed: Since AOL open beta, June 1995.

Fed relations: A man in every port, but always goes home with Bartholomew. My daddy is Caribbean...neither of us are certain who my mother is. As the pirate goddess, I am the goddess of the (you guessed it) pirates.

Survival Qualities: Strong seafaring skills and the uncanny ability to outdrink any man, woman, or hybrid. I can also talk to dragons, magic ones, seriously!

Luxury Item: After much tormented thought, I was unable to decide between a vibrator and a keg of rum. Thus, I have decided that I would bring....a blender!

Comments: Could someone else please bring the margarita mix?

Danny's Analysis: The undisputed fan favorite, upwards of a billion groats have already been bet on her victory. Several people have wagered a lot of money on her domination of the competition. Any less than perfection would result in undying hatred. Except from me, who's got the other end of the bets. So Danny will like her, but everyone else will hate her. Pressure...pressure...pressure...